dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho, via trust)

studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

(via nothingbutblueeskies)

Ever got so high that you’ve died? Me neither, keep smoking weed.

kaitimacc:

This is the most perfect, in-your-face-government statement I have ever read

(Source: ibleedlsd, via nothingbutblueeskies)

andrewbreitel:

catasus:

Synchronization rate 420%. 

oMFG

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