studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

(via nothingbutblueeskies)

Ever got so high that you’ve died? Me neither, keep smoking weed.

kaitimacc:

This is the most perfect, in-your-face-government statement I have ever read

(Source: ibleedlsd, via nothingbutblueeskies)

andrewbreitel:

catasus:

Synchronization rate 420%. 

oMFG

Timestamp: 1408996987

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

(via trust)

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(Source: cloudamie, via cptnc-rian)